Pillow Talk by Roger McGough

Pillow Talk by Roger McGough

Author:Roger McGough
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141932163
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Published: 2009-02-25T00:00:00+00:00


Cut them on Saturday

You're in for a treat

But cut them on Sunday

Without saying a prayer

And your nails will grow

As long as your hair!

SID

How did you know

My name was Sid?

That's a fact

I've always hid.

When asked my name

I always say

‘Tom’ and look

The other way.

For reasons that

I'll now explain

I never liked Sid

As a Christian name.

Sidney rhymes with ‘kidney’

So I keep it under my hat

And ‘Sid, Sid, the dustbin lid’

I'm sick to death of that.

So how did you know

My name was Sid

Something

That I've always hid?



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